Saturday, March 15, 2008

Friend Or Girl Friend

Ever been in a confusion , whether a girl you know is "just a friend who is a girl" or the so called "Girl Friend."

Here we go with ten differences between them( not necessarily in this order)

Friend is somebody who says "Hi" to you.
Girl Friend is somebody who expects you to say a "HHHiiiii"

Friend will feel glad,if you say, "hey you look cool ya"
Girl Friend will feel bad, if you don't say "hey you look cool ya"

Friend will feel bad, if you ogle or drool at her.
Girl Friend will pretend to feel bad, if you ogle or drool at her.

Friend will pull your legs,if you ogle, drool at other girls.
Girl friend will break your legs, even if you look at a girl.

Friend is the one, who laughs at your wisecracks and shows face to your dumb dialogues.
Girl Friend is the one, who expects you to laugh even for the most dumbest dialogues by her and shows face to your wisecracks.

Friend is the one, who gives you the liberty to cut her off in the middle of the conversation.
Girl Friend is the one, who cuts you off in the middle of the conversation.

Friend wont worry to spend some money for you as well as when you spend money for your girl friend.
Girl Friend is the one who worries when she spends money for you as well as when you spend for your friends.

Friend is the one who lets you to brag about your culinary skills.
Girl Friend is the one who expects you to brag about her culinary skills.

Friend wont mind, you sitting behind her in a two wheeler.
Girl Friend is the one sneers at you for your inability to drive a two wheeler.

Friend is the one, who reads this and says either "Very good" or "very bad".
Girl Friend is the one, who shouts, "How dare you write such stuff about girls?"

Disclaimer:The above one is completely fictional and not the true experience of the author as he is still successfully staying single. For further disclaimers check out here and here
P.S
Even Girls, who are in a self doubt about your relationship with another guy can make use of this checklist.!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"who reads this" - didnt expect this at end but before that decided to put comment that the post is 'cool'
-Dhanasekhar

zeno said...

finishing touch kudukka vendama adhan appadi :) nanri dhana! google id illiya?