Friday, May 28, 2010


If you feel the title and few other things resembles something from here, don't blame me with plagiarism.
Blame it on my profession and there we call it "Reuse". Not a tagger, but I make an exception attempt to respond to the tag, just because it came from him.

Since, I am responding to his tag, I will be following his rules ;) As well I may or may not clarify the possible questions that may arise.

Asked someone to marry you? Guilty.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty. Yep Kids
Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent. [Seen more than few dances ;)]

Ever told a lie? Innocent.[Do you really believe that i am innocent and never told a lie?]
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty. It is a recurring feeling.
Kissed a picture? Innocent.

Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty. My sleeps are legendary :)

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty. [My sleeps are well documented]

Held a snake? Innocent.
Been suspended from school? Innocent. I am a very studious, nice, innocent, charming, sweet talking kid!
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent.
Stolen from a store? Innocent. May be a few hearts here and there! :) :)
Been fired from a job? Innocent.
Done something you regret? Guilty. Later I console and convince that "NO REGRETS"
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty.
Kissed in the rain? Innocent. [never had a chance :( ]

Sat on a roof top? Guilty.

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent. I do have a regret that I haven't kissed some one whom I should have ;)

Sang in the shower? Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent.

Shaved your head? Guilty, if you consider the tonsures at temples.

Had a boxing membership? Innocent. Will you people believe I have some belt in Kung-Fu?

Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty. If you consider them as girlfriend(s)!

Been in a band? When i was a kid, my mom used to put rubber band for my head hair.
Shot a gun? Guilty. Toy guns. I have even faced gun point, Seriously.Courtesy: American cops!

Donated Blood? Guilty. Done it a few times.

Eaten alligator meat? Innocent.

Eaten cheesecake? Guilty.

Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty.[Yeah, I love actresses, Ideally I shouldnt right!]
Have/had a tattoo? Innocent.

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty. [I like many people never had a chance to tell them ;)]

Been too honest? Guilty. [What do you think, I am doing by responding to this tag?]

Ruined a surprise? Innocent.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterward? Guilty.

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty
Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Innocent. [Hope what my mom did to me when i was at the age of 3/4 doesn't counts]

Joined a pageant? Innocent.

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty.[Several times][remember i never lie :)]

Had communication with your ex? Guilty
Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent. [I have missed an exam by reading Da Vinci Code]

Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Innocent. [There are possibilities that the person who is at the receiving end of my anger may cry, at least curse me very badly]


RamMmm said...

// May be a few hearts here and there! :) :)

The romantic zeno!

// Courtesy: American cops!

Aaha, idhu enna? For a traffic violation! Suttaalum sutturuvaanga avanga.

// I do have a regret that I haven't kissed some one whom I should have ;)

:-) :-)
ungalukku yaarum Miranda rights vaasikkala pola. Some future day, you'll be held responsible for this statement. :-D

// When i was a kid, my mom used to put rubber band for my head hair.

uchchi kudumi! :-) Looks lovely on kids though, like a fountain spout.

zeno said...

American cop story is lil big!I thought I already told you!

I guess uchchi kudumi looked good on me too as i was a kid then ;)

Ramesh said...

OMG, this zeno is a little more mischievous than imagined before. Not as "samathu" as RamMmm :):)

I better be careful in dealing with a kung fu master.

Ramesh said...

Btw - why does only your blog not get featured on my blogger dashboard ?? Some settings ?? I never get to know when you make a post and that's why I am so untimely. IT helpdesk - tring tring ....

zeno said...

@Ramesh, I am far from "samathu" and appearances could be very deceptive!
I am clueless as to why am i not appearing? :(
I use google reader and sometimes back your posts had two entries now no such occurences.
Net nanny?
redirecting it to RamMmm. ;)
Remember he is "Da Man"

chennaigirl said...

Sleep la ennanga legendary and documented ??!!!!!padutha thoongaporom appadiyum illenna antha pakkam fm kettunde thoongalaam :)
American cops - ???!!!!
//Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty. If you consider them as girlfriend(s)!//
Plural ist?!!!
Missed an exam - athu eppadi???? thoongi poitteengala

zeno said...

@CG reg pluralist, adhu pathi ellam en first and second fiction book varum, vangi padichu therinchikongo :P
Reg sleeps and cops needs a detailed explanation!
I really sleep like anything,and people have been shocked at my intensity of sleeping [i have already yawned twice while typing this!]

Deepa said...

The poetries that you write do hint towards your exploits in the field of love and romance! This is from the deductions I made from the comments that followed, I can't read when its in Tamil. And this is definitely not a complaint, matters of heart are best expressed in your own language! :)

You definitely are 'uber cool'. Just a few more 'Guilty' ticks on that list and you will be invincible.

Abt not appearing on the blog list, I have the same complaint as Ramesh. I think you need to tweek your settings alittle bit.

zeno said...

Exploits! Oh My God! No No. I am jus a regular average joe ;)
Writing in tamil, sometimes i do make it a point to write in tamil. Sometimes i tend to think that i am neither good at english nor at tamil. :(

I hope ubercool and other stuff are compliments ;)

May God bless me with opportunities to be guilty :P

Well if it is happening for more than one person, then definitely there is something wrong with my settings[or wrong in the settings of both the persons.] You got my chat invite sometime back?

Deepa said...

I must not have recognized u and not accepted the invite. wait, let me send u one! :) 'uber cool' was indeed a compliment!

Deepa said...

:( couldnt find ur ID, u need to resend it!

zeno said...

Mailed you :)