Sunday, December 21, 2008

அத்தனைக்கும் ஆசைப்படு!

நீங்கள் ஆசைப்பட்டது உங்களுக்கு
கிடைக்கவில்லை எனில்

நீங்கள் உங்கள் தகுதிக்கு
கீழாக ஆசைப்பட்டது தான் காரணம்!

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

நல்ல வேலை கிடைத்தது
அவளிடம் சொன்னென்
சம்பளம் சிறிதே ஏறியது
அவளிடம் சொன்னென்
Onsite chance வந்தது
அவளிடம் சொன்னென்
எதுவாயினும் முதலில்
அவளிடம் சொல்வேன்

அவளும் சொன்னால்
என்னிடம் முதலில்
அவளுக்கு மாப்பிள்ளை நிச்சயம் ஆனதை!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

Messenger-ல் Busy Status
Reply செய்யாத Mailகள்
Pick செய்யாத Callகள்
வேலைப்பளு காரணமாய்
கடுப்பில் நான்
அவளின் Manager மீது!

Monday, December 08, 2008

Smile Please


வானம் Smiley போட்டு காட்டுகிறது

பூமியோடு Chatting ஒ

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

விரைவாக வீடு திரும்பினேன்
வேலை அனைத்தையும் முடித்துவிட்டு
விடுமுறையில் அவள்!

Friday, November 28, 2008

முரண்பாட்டு மூட்டை

வராத Paper பையன்
மூடிய Tea கடை
அனைத்தையும் திட்டியவாறு
மழையை காரணம் காட்டி
officeக்கு மட்டம் போட்ட நான்!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Theory of Relativity

If you come early to bus stop, the bus is always late.
The bus is always early, when you are late.

N.B
Einstein's Explanation for theory of relativity
If you sit with a girl for an hour it seems like a minute
If you sit on a hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

விடியலைத் திருடியவள்

அவள் வெண்ணிலவு போன்றவள்
அவள் முகம் மட்டும் அல்ல
அவள் மனமும் அப்படித்தான்,
அவள் விடியலைக் காட்டாதவள்!

Monday, November 17, 2008

Monetizing Free SMS

There would have been lots of instances, you have been irritated by the tele sales callers offering loans and credit cards, when you need them the least. Not to say anything about their timing, when you expect a call from some one special or when getting anointed by your manager.

It's a complete waste of time,wondering how the hell they get your numbers?

Not to mention your mobile carrier, which has the holy right to bug you for the caller tunes and some other offers that you will obviously not be interested.

Once you felt that you could not be bullied or harassed with all these calls, since you have registered in the DNC, there lurks in another evil.

Unsolicited Messages asking your attention for PAN cards, web designs and lots of other stuffs that you saw in public toilets and closed your eyes.
Again your mobile carrier and your bank sends messages on their promotional offers.

Still Wouldn't you agree that it is non-intrusive?

More similar to google ad's that appear in the side of the search!
More similar to the ad that you see while you chat or check your mail in yahoo!
May be the apt one will be the mails that you recieve in your inbox, caused you signed up to recieve the promotional mails from their partners, so you can enjoy the free mail.

Well why don't the mobile carriers take a leaf out of this model and make money for themselves?
When the sites like way2sms.com and indyarocks are already making money already letting their customers to send free SMS over your bandwidth.

Why not the mobile carriers make money for themselves, when they let others to make money making use of them?

Could they come up with possible Win-Win scenario to the customer as well as to themselves!

why not?

Ask the customer to Sign up for the free SMS program
Once the customer has signed up he/she will be able to send Free SMS.
For every free SMS being sent by the customer, the customer shall recieve an ADvertisement message.
The carrier could charge the company whose advertisement is being sent by messages.

Well now the customer is being able to send free messages.
The carrier receives money for the messages sent by the customer from the advertisement message.

Where is the win scenario for the advertiser?
What if, after receiving the message, the customer just chooses to delete the message even with out reading it?
Oh you mean just like, surfing other channels while the advertisment runs in the middle of the movie or the match, or not clicking the google ads that appear in the side of the search or deleting the promotional mail that lies in your inbox just by reading the subject heading.
(Point made that it has always been a challenging task to the marketers to catch the eye balls of the targeted audience irrespective of the advertisement media used)

Surprisingly, here the idea could be tweaked a little bit to get the eye balls of the targetted audience.
the reciever of the SMS could be made to read the SMS ,recieved only after reading Advertisement.(i.e the receiver receieves the advertisement instead of the sender)

Wont the receiver get too much annoyed by the ad messages (apart from the irritating forwards and sweet nothing messages), just because you are getting a free ride on the expense of the others

Well the reciever too could return the favor by signing up to the same program and return the favor(revenge sweet revenge, revenue sweet revenue for the carrier)

Sunday, November 16, 2008

பணக்காரன்

கண்களில் Ray Ban
கையில் Rado
காதில் i-Phone
காரை திறக்கையில்

பிச்சைக்காரனை விரட்டும்
நான்

கருணையற்றவனோ
கல்நெஞ்சக்காரனோ
கஞ்சப்பிசாசோ

பார்ப்பவர்களுக்கு
புரியுமோ

கால்காசு இல்லாத
Credit Card
கடன்காரன் நானென

ஏன்? ஏன்? ஏன்?

ஏனிந்த கிறுக்கல்கள்
ஏனிந்த குமுறல்

ஏனிந்த கவலை
ஏனிந்த கொலைவெறி

அவளுக்கு எனை
பிடிக்கவில்லை என்பதாலா

அவளுக்கே எனை
பிடிக்கவில்லை என்பதால்!

p.s
Make sure you watch this youtube video to appreciate the significance of the poem and the source of inspiration

Saturday, November 08, 2008

உயிரோடு உறவாக

நீ விழுந்தால்
நானும் வீழ்வேன்
நீ உயர்ந்தால்
நானும் உயர்வேன்
உனக்குள் நானா
எனக்குள் நீயா
ரிலையன்ஸும் பங்குசந்தையும்!

Thursday, November 06, 2008

விடுமுறை

Alt-tab அடிக்காமல்
Monitor முன் இல்லாமால்
மனம் மயானமாய்
இன்று விடுமுறையாமே
பங்குச்
சந்தைக்கு






Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Monday, November 03, 2008

மரணத்தை வென்றவன்

பல முறை மரணம்

பல முறை ஜனனம்

கண்டவன் நான்

காதல் போயின் சாதல் எனில் !

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

முரண்பாடு மூட்டை

குளிரான நடுநிசி
சூடான காபி
தலைக்கு குளித்து
திருநீறு இட்டு
பஜகோவிந்தம் கேட்டேன்
காலைப்பேப்பர் உடனும்
பீர் உடனும்!

Workalcoholic

கண்திறந்து
கனாகாண்கிறேன்
அலுவலகத்தில்
இரவிலும்!

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

கடமை வீரன்

tea-கு செல்லாமல்
lunch-ம் போகாமல்
கருமமே கண்ணாய்
computerமுன் நான்
வேலைப்பளு காரணமில்லை
Desktop-ல் நீ!

என்ன செய்ய போகிறாய்?

Messengerல் Block செய்தாய்
Mobile Callஐ cut செய்தாய்
Messageகளை Ignore செய்தாய்
Mailகளை Shift Del செய்தாய்
Meeting Requestஐ cancel செய்தாய்
மனத்தில் இருக்கும் எனை என்செய்வாய்?

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

வைத்த கண் வாங்காமல்
உன்னை விழுங்கும்போது
உணவு எப்படி இறங்கும்?

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Software GirlFriend

Never Kiss a Lawyer
she will say, I Object,
Never Kiss a Doctor
she will say, next,
Kiss a teacher
She will say do it 5 times and revise it tomorrow
Never Kiss a Software gal!
There will be endless reviews,
There will be endless reworks,
Still she will not be happy with the final output!

P.S
Addendum to a mobile message that I received!
Disclaimer:
It's Just my Post,Not me! :) ;)

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

சில நேரங்களில் சில மேனேஜர்கள்

ஆடு எப்பொழுதும்
வெட்டுபவனை தான் நம்பும்.
சில(பல) நேரங்களில் சில(பல) Managerகளும் அப்படித்தான்
வெட்டுபவனையும் வெட்டிகளையும் தான் நம்புவார்கள்
ஆடுகளை போல!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

காணாமல் போன காலம்

காலம்
தொலைந்ததா
திருடுபோனதா
தேடுகிறேன்
அவள்
சிரிப்பிலும்
பேச்சிலும்
கண்களில்களும்
கன்னக்குழிகளிலும்!



Wednesday, July 23, 2008

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

நாள் நகர மறுக்கிறது
சவாரியில்லா Beachகுதிரையை போல
உன்னை சந்திக்காமலும் பேசாமலும்!

Note:
This was inspired/edited version due to an offline comment for the previous posts.
The commentator wants to remain anonymous!

Monday, July 21, 2008

Annoying Airtel

Airtel, One of the largest communication company in India. Agreed, Still I wonder why these people never get certain basic things right. (Nah I am not talking about the IVR Interactive voice response system, poor customer service, Billing Issues, I shall post about them later, when i could think rationally rather than carried away by emotion. My blood begins to boil, when i think about them.)

  1. They don't have a contact email id, in their contact us page. (or for that matter, anywhere in their website in an easily accessible manner.)
  2. They could specify in home page, which browser and the resolution suits well for their website. (Say Best viewed in IE 6.0 and 800X600 resolution) Especially their pop ups.
  3. The online registration. You should specify a username and your mobile number in the initial registration form. You will get a password. You should login. There you will get another registration form with other questions. Only then you would be successful. I really wonder why this two step process. Is it to ensure that the person has a valid airtel connection? Can't they ensure from their database is it a valid number, eligible for online registration. Why can't they welcome the customer with one single registration page?
  4. Above all, Does at least the second registration post is fine with out bugs,The drop down menu for day in the date of birth is not working properly.
By the way have you ever tried , where you reach when you enter airtel.com

Note:
All this bugs/errors at the time of the blog post.
Being a software tester by profession, i wonder who the hell would be their technical service partner and how they could have signed off the User acceptance test. Damn the airtel CIO! :)

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

வேலைநிறுத்த
போராட்டம்
செய்கின்றன
என்
Cell-Phone-ம்
Computer-ம்
உனக்கு
Message-ம்
Mail-ம்
அனுப்பாததால்!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Getting Groomed to Be a Manager-The Dilbert Way

Ever wanted to know how to switch lanes from a techie to Management guy?
What does it takes be there on the top?
Dilbert shows the way!
Should You have an MBA? Nope! Forget the MBA
See how the Transformation
happens!
What exactly does your manager look in you as a Quality of a manager?
A classic case study on How a manager acts! during crisis.
UPDATE: And what happens when a manager acts humanely? I would call this one as the fitting finale!

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

நிறைந்தும் நிறையாமலும்

நீண்ட நேரம்

குழாய் திறந்திருந்தும்

நிறையவில்லை வாளி

ஓரமாய் ஓட்டை

Company பல தாவியும்

Onsite சில சென்றும்

பற்றாகுறை Budget

மனமெங்கும் ஓட்டடையோ!


Monday, June 23, 2008

நவீன சீதைகள்

அண்ணலும் நோக்கினான்
அவளும் நோக்கினாள்
orkut profileகளில்

scrap காதல்
வளர்ந்தது nokiaவில்
கொடியாய் படர்ந்த(து)னர்
spencer-இலும் city center-இலும்

ஆனாலும் கைப்பிடிக்கவும்
கால்கட்டிற்கும் கட்டுபாடுகள்
இன்று சீதையிடமிருந்து
america visa-வும்
anna nagar-ல் வீடும்!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

softician or software engineer

The thought trains got triggered and set on a journey after going through this article in outlook.

The scenario(emergence of softicians) is nothing new. This is the phase/stage that every industry goes through in its industrial life cycle. In product life cycle, each and every product goes through introduction, growth, maturity and decline. Similarly this is an inevitable stage that will happen in every industry when the demand supply balance is tested.

Say automobile industry or electronic industry, in earlier stages only engineers were there. Later when there were more vehicles more mechanics are there. Still even in automobile industry there is a life for engineers. In their ecosystem too, there are top designers, who specialize in engine design, fuel etc. there are engineers who oversee the production in factories. There are diplomas and mechanics who do the grunt (brunt) work.

Is this scenario new for our software industry? No not at all. In few companies I personally know people who are at the extreme ends of salaries though their position or designation is more or less the same. The salary depends on the side of the business they work. Do you work in application development or maintenance services or high cutting R & D.? The reality is such a hierarchy already does exist!!

If the existence of the hierarchy was not visible or one was not aware of them earlier, please give a big hand to the HR and the appraisal system of the organization. (Thou shall bang his/her head for the ignorance)

While talking about non computer science scientists making a jump over to the software, there are ample examples in Silicon Valley who have done successful crossovers. ( should I say about let us C by yeshwant kanetkar or is he to be blamed upon the existence for the shallowness for a mechanical engineer to write a C book which is followed in the most prevalent manner)

To answer the question, who will be on the bottom of pyramid?(or should the existing software engineer be scared about being turned to a softician?) Not the strongest, but the smartest will be on the top. It will neither be softicians nor software engineers but either the best softician or the best software engineer.

To elobarate, being a good programmer with all the skills won’t be sufficient if a good application can’t emerge out of it.

Even if one is not a good programmer, one could build a successful application with the skills of a softician, and could be on top of the pryramid.

It is all about what you do with your skills rather than the type of the skill

To cut a long story short, IT industry is also similar to any other industry. Just it is in the infancy stages, we don’t realize it. (Just like we don’t see the birth and death of the non living things like mountains)

Tomorrow’s world is neither for the generalists nor for the specialists but for versatilists!

P.S

Thanks to vinay for kickstarting the train of thoughts!

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Remake of Nayagan

We all know that dasavatharam, kamal's upcoming movie faced lots of lawsuits. I guess kamal would have been fed up by it. He would also be praying hard that no other person in movie industry should suffer like this.

Still I think, he should sue this guy for making use of the nayagan title.

By the way, why does the political parties does not fight against the movies or dances like this ?

if you are wondering why all this, check out this youtube video!

CAUTION
Weak hearted people, do not visit.

P.S
if you are wondering , who is this nayagan, check out his portfolio here

One More C.M for TN by 2011 LOL

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Devdas Lyrics Spoof

zeno ஓஓ zeno
zeno ஓஓ zeno
hutch dog-ம் நானும் ஒரு ஜாதி தானடா
உன்னை தேடி அலைந்தேன் pantry-க்கும் canteen-க்கும் தானடா
hutch dog-ம் நானும் ஒரு ஜாதி தானடா
உன்னை தேடிஅலைந்தேன் pantry-க்கும் canteen-க்கும் தானடா
உன்னாலே தான் project Red ஆனது
Blood Pressure தான் என் Payslip ஆனது
hutch dog-ம் நானும் ஒரு ஜாதி தானடா
உன்னை தேடி அலைந்தேன் pantry-க்கும் canteen-க்கும் தானடா

கவிதை கிறுக்குபவனே Code அடிப்பாயா
உன்னாலே Tension உன்னாலே தலவலி
Issue ஆனதுக்கு RootCause நீயே
ஒழுங்கா வேல பாக்கணும் இல்லாட்டி Stretch செய்யணும்
Chatting-அ நிறுத்தணும் Effort-அ போடணும்

zeno ஓஓ zeno
zeno ஓஓ zeno

வாத்தியார் போல நானும் குச்சி எடுக்கனுமா
appraisal மாயந்தான் hike மாயந்தான்
onsitum chance-அ நானும் இப்ப promise பண்ணனுமா
அட அற்பபதரே உனக்கு யார்கதி
இருக்குது backlog ஆகுது escalation
அடிக்கடி ஏண்டா உனக்கு இந்த scene
விடமாட்டேன் கண்ணா நீ வேலை பாத்தே ஆகணும்

N.B
Dedicated to all my past present and future managers :)
The original of the above lyrics (http://zenofzeno.blogspot.com/2008/05/devdas-songs-lyrics.html)
The above spoof in english
zeno ooo zeno
zeno ooo zeno
hutch dogum nanum onnu thanada
unnai thedi alainthen pantry kum canteen ukum thanada
hutch dogum nanum onnu thanada
unnai thedi alainthen pantry kum canteen ukum thanada
unnale than project red anadhu
blood pressure than en payslip anadhu
hutch dogum nanum onnu thanada
unnai thedi alainthen pantry kum canteen ukum thanada

kavidhai kirukubovane code adipoya
unnale tension unnale thalavali
issue anadhuku root cause neeye
olunga vella pakkanum illati stretch seiyanum
chatting a niruthunam effort a podanum

zeno ooo zeno
zeno ooo zeno

vathiyar pola nanum kuchi edukunama
appraisal mayan than hike mayan than
onsitum chance nanum ippa promise pannanuma
ada arpapathara unakku yarkathi
irukadhu backlog aguthu escalation
adikadi enda unaku intha scene
vidamatten kanna nee velai pathe aganum

Devdas Songs Lyrics

ராதா ஓஓ ராதா
ராதா ஓஓ ராதா
தேவதாசன் நானும் ஒரு ஜாதி தானடி
உன்னை தேடி இங்கு வந்தேன் நடு வீதி தானடி
தேவதாசன் நானும் ஒரு ஜாதி தானடி
உன்னை தேடி இங்கு வந்தேன் நடு வீதி தானடி
உன்னாலே தான் மனம் பித்தானது
கண்ணீ்ரு தான் என் சொத்து ஆனது
தேவதாசன் நானும் ஒரு ஜாதி தானடி
உன்னை தேடி இங்கு வந்தேன் நடு வீதி தானடி

Type அடிக்கும் ஓவியமே கை பிடிப்பாயோ?
உன்னாலே ஏங்கினேன் உள் மூச்சு வாங்கினேன்
பைத்தியம் ஆனதுக்கு வைத்தியம் நீயே
உன்னோட வாழனும் இல்லாட்டி சாகனும்
வெளியால வரனும் தரிசனம் தரனும்
அழகியே கிளியே திருவடி சரணம்
உருகாமா உருகி நான் ஓடா தேயறேன்

ராதா ஓஓ ராதா
ராதா ஓஓ ராதா

தேவதாச போல நானும் பாட வேணுமா
உலகே மாயந்தான் வாழ்வே மாயந்தான்
தண்ணி போட்டு நானும் இப்ப இரும வேணுமா
அடியே பார்வதி எனக்கு யார்கதி
துடிக்கது காதல் தடுக்குது பாடல்
அடிக்கடி ஏன்டி உனக்கு இந்த ஊடல்
விடமாட்டேன் கண்ணே நீ வந்தே தீரனும்

ராதா ஓஓ ராதா
ராதா ஓஓ ராதா
Note:
A famous song by Mike Mohan in movie vithi
In English
radha ooo radha
radha ooo radha
devadasan nanum oru jathi thanadi
unnai thedi ingu vanden nadu veethi thanadi
devadasan nanum oru jathi thanadi
unnai thedi ingu vanden nadu veethi thanadi
unnale than manam pithanadhu
kanneru than en sotthu anadhu
devadasan nanum oru jathi thanadi
unnai thedi ingu vanden nadu veethi thanadi

type adikkum oviyema kai pidipayo?
unnale enginen ul moochu vanginen
paithama anadhuku vaithiyam neeya
unnoda vazhanaum illati saganum
veliyala varanum tharisanum tharanum
alagiye kiliye thiruvadi saranam
urugama urugi nan oda theyiren

radha ooo radha
radha ooo radha

devadas a pola nanum pada venuma
ulage mayanthan vazhva mayan than
thanni pottu nanum ippa iruma venuma
adiye parvathi enakku yarkathi
thudikathu kadhal thadikathu padal
adikadi endi unaku intha udal
vidamatten kanna nee vantha thiranum

radha ooo radha
radha ooo radha

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

10 Reasons Why Yahoo Messenger is better than Gtalk

10) Gtalk does not support video conversations, i.e support for webcam

9) Gtalk does not support Group Conversations.

8) Gtalk does not support Personalized Environments (IMvironments in yahoo)

7) Gtalk does not support creation of Avatars

6) Gtalk does not let you customize skins.

5) Gtalk does not let you to block contacts

4) Gtalk does not let you to login offline or appear offline to select contacts (stealth settings)

3) Gtalk does not let your messages to be received on Mobiles.

2) Gtalk does not let you to buzz people who are dozing off.

1) Gtalk is still in 0.0 beta stage
Yahoo Messenger is in 9.0 beta stage with all the above facilities and many more

P.S
Do i have any interest to work for Google?
Yeah to make their Perpetual Beta Products, a Better Products

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

அவனோ கணிணிக் காளை
அவளோ கணிணிக் கன்னி
ஆதலினால் காதல் இருவருக்கும்
கணிணி மீது மட்டும்!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Free local magazines Contd

After posting my previous post, i did the mail all the columnists mentioned there.
It was quite good and indeed was very happy to receive replies from all.
Balakumar of Talkmedia did reply a detailed mail which not only opened my eyes but also my thoughts.

It was very candid.

The highlights of the mail are
  • As mentioned in the update of previous post, the columns are available online.
  • Online advertising is not that successful in India as it is to be reported in India.
  • Revenue model of Online Ads
  • ROI for the media organizations to keep the net editions alive is neglible.
  • Our customer is happy with the reach provided from print media.
  • Lack of internet penetration
Look at yahoo and AOL, they are not profitable. May be you could call them dying dinasours. Still Microsoft wants to buy it. that too for $45 billion dollars. possibly even hike the offer.
At the same time google is still raking in money.(Will they be tomorrow's yahoo and AOL is altogether another interesting topic) Google does face controversies about its revenue from ads as well as ad click frauds

oh are we talking about India?
Local Commerce portal sulekha will enter capital market when they clock revenue of $30 million

So i feel it is all about the way the business is run, rather than the business model. May be the online advertising is not successful due to the lack of internet penetration.

ROI is neglible. Well this was the one that surprised me the most. Why i was having an understanding that it is possible to reduce the intermediate costs or make them disappear.

Reg the customer point of view, my point is mostly the customer never knows what he/she wants. ( did we ever ask for a walk man, or ipod?)

A strong word of caution, the above are my theoritical standpoints, possibly an illusionary one hallucinating with a myopic vision. When a person who goes through the grind day in and day out facing the an myriad of practical problems, it is better to listen to him

P.S
learnt a very big lesson, that i should do my research before i write! As well as i should learn to make a stand!

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Free local magazines

On a sunday afernoon, having lots of things to do and doing nothing , was reading local free magazines like mambalam times and pillar talk. The train of thoughts were as follows:

Good Business Model:
Paper is for free. So nobody is gonna tell , i dont want this. ( we tamilians are fond of freebies, i guess the reality is all human beings are fond of freebies). For sure there is assured circulation.

This assured circulation helps in getting ads, which is the source of revenue for the paper.

Even for advertisers it is more of a focused marketing and can be very sure it reaches the right customers, or atleast the customers.

I was also very sure it is a very successful business venture, if not I wont be seeing it week after week.

Good Articles.
It also features good articles, quite hilarious. say the point blank by t r jawahar (trjawahar@vsnl.net), cranks corner by k balakumar (balakumarkb@gmail.com) in pillar talk
No holds barred by m.a sadanand , tamasha varigal by j.s raghavan(rankamala@yahoo.co.in)

Now the question for the good business model is,

Why aren't you online? Why is your magazine not available online?
You could make your magazine available online too.
You could charge your advertisers a fraction of money for being available online too.
apart from your regular advertisers, you could have lots of online ads too

The cost of running a website and the generated revenue from ads could be an extra source of revenue.

The question for the good writers,

Again,Why are these guys not online? i.e i mean on blogs or website( ahem agreed it is not necessary that all should have a website or write blogs, still why shouldnt they ? the technology is within the reach and is available for them.

Blogs or online media is just another way of reaching out to people, or just another ego trip mentioned by jawahar in this week's point blank column.

Guys, online media has arrived and is here to stay. The day is not faraway it could be a main stream media. at least for now, you should supplement your main stream media with this online media.
p.s
I ended up with this blog post, thinking to write a blog post about tamil writers and their blog posts. Hope that will follow through shortly :)

Update:
jawahar's and balakumar's column are available @ http://newstodaynet.com/ and J.S raghavan's column @ http://70.87.196.226/annanagartimes/

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

அவள் மொழி
அமுத மொழி
தேனாக பாயும்
ஆயினும் அனலாக
தகிக்கும் காதுகள்
காலத்தை கடந்த
கைப்பேசி கலந்துரையாடல்கள்!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Friend Or Girl Friend

Ever been in a confusion , whether a girl you know is "just a friend who is a girl" or the so called "Girl Friend."

Here we go with ten differences between them( not necessarily in this order)

Friend is somebody who says "Hi" to you.
Girl Friend is somebody who expects you to say a "HHHiiiii"

Friend will feel glad,if you say, "hey you look cool ya"
Girl Friend will feel bad, if you don't say "hey you look cool ya"

Friend will feel bad, if you ogle or drool at her.
Girl Friend will pretend to feel bad, if you ogle or drool at her.

Friend will pull your legs,if you ogle, drool at other girls.
Girl friend will break your legs, even if you look at a girl.

Friend is the one, who laughs at your wisecracks and shows face to your dumb dialogues.
Girl Friend is the one, who expects you to laugh even for the most dumbest dialogues by her and shows face to your wisecracks.

Friend is the one, who gives you the liberty to cut her off in the middle of the conversation.
Girl Friend is the one, who cuts you off in the middle of the conversation.

Friend wont worry to spend some money for you as well as when you spend money for your girl friend.
Girl Friend is the one who worries when she spends money for you as well as when you spend for your friends.

Friend is the one who lets you to brag about your culinary skills.
Girl Friend is the one who expects you to brag about her culinary skills.

Friend wont mind, you sitting behind her in a two wheeler.
Girl Friend is the one sneers at you for your inability to drive a two wheeler.

Friend is the one, who reads this and says either "Very good" or "very bad".
Girl Friend is the one, who shouts, "How dare you write such stuff about girls?"

Disclaimer:The above one is completely fictional and not the true experience of the author as he is still successfully staying single. For further disclaimers check out here and here
P.S
Even Girls, who are in a self doubt about your relationship with another guy can make use of this checklist.!

Law Of Singles

If you are still staying Single, Either You are smart or all the members of opposite sex that you know are much more smarter than you!
(Applicable to guys as well as girls)
p.s
I am still successfully single. You are free to draw your very own interpretations :)

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Indian IT Professionals

C, C++ Java என
ஆய கணிணி மொழிகள்
அனைத்தையும் கற்று முடிப்பார்கள்

English, French, German, Japanese
உலக மொழிகளில் எல்லாம்
உள்ளே புகுந்து விளையாடுவார்கள்

தாய்த் மொழியில் மட்டும்
தவறும் தகராறும் தடுமாற்றமும்
Indian IT Professionalகளுக்கு!

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Law of Friends

Girl Friends come and go
Good Friends come and stay

Zen Of Zeno

If you treat your employee, royally like a king
The employee shall work sincerely like a dog.

If you treat your employee, like a dog
The employee shall work like a king

நமக்கு வேலை பாக்க்குறவங்களை
ராஜா மாதிரி நடத்தினா
நாய் மாதிரி வேலை பாப்பாங்க
நாய் மாதிரி நடத்தினா
ராஜா மாதிரி வேலை பாப்பாங்க

Zen Of Zeno

குடிக்கறது கூழ்
கொப்பளிக்கறதுக்கு பன்னீரா

என்ன தப்பு இதில்?

பன்னீரை குடிக்க முடியுமா?
கூழை கொப்பளிக்க முடியுமா?

Zen Of Zeno

The Desire to be Desireless is the biggest desire of all ages!

Law of Ages

வயசு கம்மியா இருக்கும் போது,அழகான பெண்களை பார்க்கத் தோணும்
வயசு அதிகம் ஆகும் போது, பார்க்கும் பெண்கள் எல்லாம் அழகா தோணும்

When you are young, you tend to look at all beautiful girls.
When you grow old, all girls you look, tend to be beautiful

Law Of Happiness and Sadness

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Man, my son!
-Rudyard Kipling

Similarly
The happiness that you get when you make fun of others
The sadness that you get when others make fun of you,
Both are impostors, treat them the same :)


நாம மத்தவங்கள வச்சு Comedy பண்றப்ப வர்ற சந்தோசம்
மத்தவங்க நம்மள வச்சு Comedyபண்றப்ப வர்ற சோகம்
ரெண்டும் மாயை!


Zen Of Zeno

There is no social service with out self service.

P.S
People who do social service also do it for their self satisfaction.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Zen Of Zeno

If the Client is GOD,
Then, the Client's Location is the Temple !

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

வாழ்த்தி வழி
அனுப்பாத வலி

சேர்ந்தாயா செத்தாயா
கேக்காத சோகம்

நலமா நாசமா
விசாரிக்காத வருத்தம்

குரல்கேளா கஷ்டம்
பார்வைப்படா பஞ்சம்

அவஸ்தைகள் அனைத்தும்
பஞ்சாய் பறந்தது

எப்படி இருக்கிறாய்?
எப்பொழுது வந்தாய்?

பாவை பகர்ந்த
பரிவான வார்த்தைகளில்

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

பிறவிப் பயனையும்
பேரின்பத்தையும் பெற்றது
என் iPhone
உன் பெயர்
ஒளிர்ந்த போதும்
உன் குரல்
ஒலித்த போதும்!

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Orkut Offline

With the world going flatter day by day, People in the organization are distributed across the world in different locations, at different hours yet still working in the same team, same project and same organization.

How do you bring them all together in a common network? Interactions does takes place over phone, via mail, via chat, via IM.

Well,Sure it all helps and contributes towards connecting them.

Does it all helps to bond effectively?

Does it takes us towards effective networking?

Still isn't there a missing link?

Why not a place for them, Where they can put up a profile, put up their picture, share their interests, likes, dislikes, leave a message now and then, create polls? create communities, ask them their opnions, discuss stuff.

Well, if you havent guessed I am talking about a social networking site for organizations.

Nah i am not talking about creating another me too social networking site.

How about customizing the available social networking sites available for the organizations on their intranet?

Organizations can have their very own mail servers, can have their very own wiki's, can even have windows messenger customized for them, can have their very own blogs.

Aren't there softwares and tools which are readily available for them to build all these? Wordpress offers blogging software. Microsoft offers mail services and IM services. Lots of wiki available on the net.

Why not a software/tool where some one can build their very own social networking site meant for an organization?

May be google will offer orkut offline while Microsoft daydreams about mindshare by acquiring yahoo!

P.S
I have never used facebook. I use orkut just to keep in touch with buddies.

Zen Of Zeno

Leader's aren't Born, They are Made.
So are the Bad Workers, They are made!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

தத்து பித்து தத்துவம்

காதல் கழுதை மாதிரி
முன்னாடி போனா கடிக்கும்
பின்னாடி வந்தா உதைக்கும்!

Courtesy of a Friend, not mine!

Friday, January 18, 2008

Thou Shall Not be Perfect

In last year Macworld Expo, Apple announced i phone.In this year's Macworld expo inspite of having announced a light weight laptop, trying to revolutionize movie industry just like they did for music industry, still people dont give a damn to it.It's stock fell by six percent.

Once you become perfect, people stop noticing your perfectness and you get noticed only for your imperfectness.

Say you come well dressed everyday nobody gives a damn , once when you come shabby everybody notices.
At the same time you come shabby all time and you come well dressed people notice, give you a compliment. your effort gets noticed.

As the quality of things go up, expectations rise up which are so hard to meet.(Most of the times Never met)

To be Perfect is not somethin to be proud of!

Rather than striving for perfection, Be scared about being perfect :)


P.S
This post was inspired by the following link from seth godin' s post

Sunday, January 13, 2008

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

Punch Dialogue இல்லா Rajni படம்
Lip Kiss இல்லா Kamal படம்

அடுக்குமொழி இல்லா T rajendar படம்
புதுமை இல்லா பார்த்திபன் படம்

லொள்ளு இல்லா Satyaraj படம்
ஆபாசம் இல்லா SJ surya படம்

பிரம்மாண்டம் இல்லா சங்கர் படம்
இருட்டு இல்லா மணிரத்னம் படம்

He-She இல்லா Ferrari Blog
ShortStory இல்லா Ammani Blog

Surprise இல்லா Appraisal
Onsite இல்லா Project

Bug இல்லா Microsoft Product
Style இல்லா Apple Product

அது போல தான்
அவள் இல்லா என் வாழ்க்கையும்!

Sunday, January 06, 2008

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக(அல்ல)

விழிப்பிலும் உறக்கத்திலும்
உற்சாகத்திலும் வருத்தத்திலும்

உறவாடுவாய் உறைவாய்
விரல்களில் உயிராய்

ஆச்சரியம் அதிசயம்
ஆனாலும் ஆனந்தமாய்
Cellphone இல்லாமல்!

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக(அல்ல)

America வாழ்க்கை
Japan Company
Mexican Restaraunt
தீவிர விவாதம்
ஜாதியைப் பற்றி!

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

சுவர் இருந்தால் தான்
சித்திரம்
சட்டியில் இருந்தால் தான்
அகப்பையில்
நீ இருந்தால் தான்
வாழ்வில்
வஸந்தமும்
வருத்தமும்!