Monday, September 10, 2007

Zeno's Zen

மனைவி அமைவது எல்லாம் இறைவன் கொடுத்த வரம்

manager அமைவது இறைவனாலும் கொடுக்க முடியாத வரம்

To get a good spouse is the boon given by God.

To get a good manager is a boon that even God cant grant!

Saturday, September 08, 2007

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

பயந்தாங்கொள்ளி தான் நான்
விறபுருவத்தின் கடைக்கண் கணைகள்
கொன்றுவிடும் என்ற மிரட்டலுக்கு!

Zeno's Zen

Sadist is the one, who does not feels sad that he is behind many persons in the queue, rather he feels happy about that many, persons are behind him in the queue.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக

Corridor-ல் வெண்தாமரை
பட்டப்பகலில் வெண்ணிலவு
அட இன்னுமா புரியவில்லை
வெண் பட்டு உடையில் அவள்!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

இரகசிய சினேகிதிக்காக(அல்ல)

நான்கரை அடி நடந்து
ஐந்தரை வாய் தோசை
ஆறரைml சாம்பாருடன் சாப்பிட்டேன் என
ஏழரை Message-கள் இல்லை

good ninethirty
good eleven thirty
good three thirty எனக்
குடையும் Message-கள் இல்லை

tell me the color
will tell u the character என
இக்கால sigmend freud களின்
சங்கடபடுத்தும் Message-கள் இல்லை

அந்த சங்கம் சார்பாக
இந்த சங்கம் சார்பாக என
சாகடிக்கும் Message-கள் இல்லை

prepaid-l free message இல்லையாமே
வாழ்க airtel வாழ்க Hutch
வளர்க மக்களின் சிக்கனம்!

Zeno's Zen

தூங்கினா தான்
எந்திரிக்க முடியும்
ஏந்திரிச்சா தான்
தூங்க முடியும்!

Zeno's Zen

விட்டா தான்
பிடிக்க முடியும்
பிடிச்சா தான்
விட முடியும்!

Shivaji-Movie Review

The best review that i came across for the movie shivaji. No one could aptly and subtly describe how the shankar and rajni duo has fared.

Friday, August 24, 2007

10 Reasons, Why You and I should Learn Cooking!

10)Mom
Right from your childhood, your mom had insisted that you should learn cooking.You are just being a good son fulfilling her desire.

9)Hobby
You can get interested to learn cooking.(just like you get interested in salasa dancing).You can have cooking as a new hobby, new habit, just like blogging.

8) Blogging
You could post blogs about "my experiments with cooking". If at all you become a good cook, you could post blogs with recipes.

7)Ultra Modern Girls
Nowadays even girls don't know cooking. You might end up with a girl, who might say,
Darling, let's hire a cook.
The only thing that i am good at making is hot water.
Hungry Kya, Try Hunger HelP line
Kitchen and cooking are the words that are not in my dictionary.

6)Modern Girls
Nowadays most of the wifes are working women. Guys being educated and modern do not have any moral rights do dump all the housekeeping, house cleaning as well as cooking all on the wife. (Just like we pass on the work to colleagues, you know even she is working and does the same in office) It is fair enough for the guys to share the job of cooking.

5)Ideal Husband
If you wanna boast, "I can cook better than my wife". If you are a guy who is looking for a compliment from your girl, "It's him who cooks most of the times" "oh is the food good, he he , i din't cook it. It was him who made it."

4)Onsite Trip
During your short term onsite trip,If you had been assigned pre and post cooking jobs, since you don't know cooking. (thou shall not read the "pre and post cooking jobs" as allakai velai)


3)Cooking Maid
If at all you had a complaing maid, sorry cooking maid, who had been always bugging you for groceries that were not available in the shelf, worse even in the market,left claiming that vessels had been cleaned,(fifty bucks if you can unravel the mystery, how the dishwashing powder vanishes even without being used), who always made sure you gave a helping hand while cooking while cooking, on top of it points your help as the root cause for the poor taste of food.


2)Your Manager
Whao, man you are talented, what a thinking!, how did you get this job done? Sure, this is not a place meant for you. you deserve much more.(all in a sarcasric manner) Well now you know your days in the job are being numbered and it is high time you start finding another job.
Rather, you get ****** up with your work, the entire IT industry, you are looking for a career change.
In either cases, you can be an entrepreneur and start a cuisine. or at least an helping hand to the maid you fired earlier

1)Hotels
Damn all the above reasons. Let me give you the real reason straight.
If you had been eating at hygeniec hotels who make food at kitchens similar to medicine manufacturing factories and office canteens which makes you to actually eat the medicines,Better learn cooking, right now.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Chinna Chinna Asai!

chinna chinna asai sillarai medhu asai
muthu muthu asai moodi vaikatha asai

vimanam eri landing parka asai
onnoru murai onsite senru vara asai

(chinna chinna asai sillarai medhu asai)

subwayil sandwich sappida asai
starbucksil coffee kudikka asai
mcdonaldsil french fries sappida asai
taco cabana vilum chipotle vilum oru kattu katta asai
walmart ai vangi vida asai

(chinna chinna asai sillarai medhu asai)

frys electronics aiyum mothamai vanga asai
kattalagikalai kandu kalikka asai
paniyil urundu velayada asai
thaniyai vegamagai ice skating seiya asai
nayagara,nasa,disneyland ellam sutri parka asai

(chinna chinna asai sillarai medhu asai)

See the original lyrics