Friday, August 24, 2007

10 Reasons, Why You and I should Learn Cooking!

10)Mom
Right from your childhood, your mom had insisted that you should learn cooking.You are just being a good son fulfilling her desire.

9)Hobby
You can get interested to learn cooking.(just like you get interested in salasa dancing).You can have cooking as a new hobby, new habit, just like blogging.

8) Blogging
You could post blogs about "my experiments with cooking". If at all you become a good cook, you could post blogs with recipes.

7)Ultra Modern Girls
Nowadays even girls don't know cooking. You might end up with a girl, who might say,
Darling, let's hire a cook.
The only thing that i am good at making is hot water.
Hungry Kya, Try Hunger HelP line
Kitchen and cooking are the words that are not in my dictionary.

6)Modern Girls
Nowadays most of the wifes are working women. Guys being educated and modern do not have any moral rights do dump all the housekeeping, house cleaning as well as cooking all on the wife. (Just like we pass on the work to colleagues, you know even she is working and does the same in office) It is fair enough for the guys to share the job of cooking.

5)Ideal Husband
If you wanna boast, "I can cook better than my wife". If you are a guy who is looking for a compliment from your girl, "It's him who cooks most of the times" "oh is the food good, he he , i din't cook it. It was him who made it."

4)Onsite Trip
During your short term onsite trip,If you had been assigned pre and post cooking jobs, since you don't know cooking. (thou shall not read the "pre and post cooking jobs" as allakai velai)


3)Cooking Maid
If at all you had a complaing maid, sorry cooking maid, who had been always bugging you for groceries that were not available in the shelf, worse even in the market,left claiming that vessels had been cleaned,(fifty bucks if you can unravel the mystery, how the dishwashing powder vanishes even without being used), who always made sure you gave a helping hand while cooking while cooking, on top of it points your help as the root cause for the poor taste of food.


2)Your Manager
Whao, man you are talented, what a thinking!, how did you get this job done? Sure, this is not a place meant for you. you deserve much more.(all in a sarcasric manner) Well now you know your days in the job are being numbered and it is high time you start finding another job.
Rather, you get ****** up with your work, the entire IT industry, you are looking for a career change.
In either cases, you can be an entrepreneur and start a cuisine. or at least an helping hand to the maid you fired earlier

1)Hotels
Damn all the above reasons. Let me give you the real reason straight.
If you had been eating at hygeniec hotels who make food at kitchens similar to medicine manufacturing factories and office canteens which makes you to actually eat the medicines,Better learn cooking, right now.

8 comments:

MV said...

Zeno, please give your advise and experience in cooking to one of my friend, who doesnt know to identify whether the milk getting boiled is spoiled are good to drink.. ;-)

zeno said...

MV, May i know what milk is that? i.e buffalo milk or goat milk or cow milk?

zeno said...

So Finally You found time and freedom to read and comment :)

MV said...

I got some time to read ur blogs at home, so i could post my comments here..

MV said...

I got some time to read ur blogs at home, so i could post my comments here..

zeno said...

Hope You will get more time :)
Lookin fwd for comments on other posts too :)

yezdi said...

not sure if its a forward or you wrote it but so true and so freaking HILARIOUS

zeno said...

Hi Yezdi,
Welcome! I wrote it all by myself and feel free to forward it with the mention of the source. :-) That was one out of true frustration!! Nice to know you find it hilarious :-)Thanks a lot for the comment.