Me: Hey, I am thinking to buy a new mobile
Google: Just thinking right, I am wondering when will you stop thinking and act upon it.
Me: No, This time I am quite serious.
Google: Hmm. Too bad, No more I can't return your name for the search query, who has the most antique mobile of the the world. So what do you have in mind?
Me: You know, most robust key pad.
Google: Hmmm, They are yet to invent the key pad that could withstand your pounding. Better go for Touch.
Me: It should play music, more especially support MP3 Ringtones.
Google: No big deal, what next? Games?
Me: Come on, you know i dont play any games except for sudoku and mine sweeper.
Google: Yeah, you are also one odd guy who don't even know how to play card games.
Me: Also I should be able to have sticky notes, make notes, calendar and sync up with my PC, also would be glad to have wi-fi. Also a Camera please...
Google: So you want a smart phone huh.
Me: he he yeah.
Google: What is your price range?
Me: How about less than 10K?
Google: Thank God, you dint ask for less than 5K. Or worse why don't you ask Santa rather than asking me?
Me: Can I ?
Google: By the way, Is it okie, if it supports 3G ,has dual SIM free 2 GB memory card with support extended to 32K.
Me: I know the way to Ritchie street. Can we get back to business?
Google: No I am dead serious, Please check it here
Me: Can i trust this new product? Don't want to end up as a guinea pig.
Google: Don't worry, they are just reselling the ZTE penguin rebranded.
Me:Seems it is has been launched only yesterday? Where can i get it?
Google: Sadly No where but only here. That too only in their T. nagar branch.